Sunday, January 6, 2008

Rigor Mortis

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Derived from mid 19th century Latin lexicon, the term Rigor Mortis has inspired the funk band 'Cameo' to deliver a powerful lesson for all those suckers not throwing it down on the dance floor. 

The term is defined as 'stiffness of death' caused by the stiffening of muscles and joints of the recently deceased. The process usually takes 1 to 4 days...but can sometimes last a lifetime.

You know who they are...



Similarly, a living person can suffer the same consequences of their perished kin. Caused by the intimidation of a thriving melody, a pumping crowd and a desperate dance floor, these non-boogie brats haunt every house party, dance club, and even dance sessions themselves.

There is nothing more disappointing then an unwilling lady to get down for the get down...

What a perfect way to put a fox on blast...

Attention DJ's: If the crowd sucks, which tends to happen frequently now a days...please put this SONG on.


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